Buri Nazar..

And from nowhere I got this conjunctivitis thing in my eye (just one of them).

Defn: Inflammation of the conjunctiva of the eye.

Wiki says I may have viral (symptoms: sore throat, treatment: no treatment) or, bacterial form(symptom: etching, treatment: moderately effective).

Henceforth, I have decided never again to look on wiki for details of my symptoms.

I had said this before...

...on separate occasions when I almost guessed brilliantly that I might be suffering from lung cancer, paranoid schizophrenia, insomnia, Alzheimer's, or bipolar disorder (one or more of them...still doubtful)

At other times I showed symptoms of brain hemorrhage, proximate heart failures, damaged kidneys, and pneumonia.

Only thing that gives me hope is that I almost never made a correct guess in multiple choice questions.

And here I have no choice.

Conjunctivitis at least gave me a reason to flaunt my favorite 'nostalgia inducing' blue broken sunglasses after a gap of 2 yrs.

And I felt for the 1st time...

....that I can be a future Godfather type Don or, something....(imagine**)

I am advised by my wise friends to do some ad-modeling for upcoming hasya-kavi-sammelan in IITB.

I have inhaled 7 suttas to kill the bacteria/virus with nicotine...or at least get them stoned for a while.

My eye has started etching...despite repeated use of my self-believed antibiotic emergency eye-drop.

...m praying to the almighty with my other eye.

Bye for now.

~Vivek