Hillu's Technical Farts

Are you worried about their quality...I am unable to recollect all of them, (IITians are generally weak at remembering things for a prolonged period. Proof: They always study when the exam is proximate enough to ensure that they won't forget what they read from now on till the exams..like 2days before exams...or, few minutes before it...varies from person to person.)...but they maybe a good note for IIT aspirants if they want to check their preparations...if you can appreciate them..while feeling suicidal at the same time....you are fit to be the part of this (infamous) clan. Some examples are here..will add more if I happen to remember...and don't ask 'who is Hillu?'..

A: Kahan jaa raha hai?
Hillu: HN...(wait...H.N. is an acronym for Hiranandani...the closest...and hence most frequent hangout for this lazyland inhabitants)...where N=10 (H1 to H13 are hostels in IIT).

B: Kaustubh ke dabbe (computer) mein kya pain hai?
Hillu: Uske fan ka d(theta)/dt gadbad hai.

C: Kya karein, bahut boriat ho rahi hai?
Hillu: Chal C2H5OH maarte hain.

D: (found smoking)
Hillu: Abe yaar...tujhe peete dekh ke mere undar bhi -L(dI/dt) ho raha hai.

E: Abe kaise log hain yaar?
Hillu: Log nahi antilog hain.

Hillu:(About PK - acronym for some guy's name....)
pk= -log[k]
(...and this fart is related to the pH thing)

F: How to score more goals in foosball?
Hillu: U need to provide more tau.dt...

G: My GF feels that I have gained some weight during lastweek.
Hillu: Tell her that she is a superb sensor, and will be very useful for industries.

(to be continued...)

Lastly...one from my thinking soul.

What does an IITian say when he is served with a cup of tea?
1)Aye, aye.. Tea!
2)Thank You!/Thanks!/Thanx!
3)Sutta kahaan hai?
4)Bhe*#&*#!!!
5)All of the above are possible.

Ans: He will never say "All of the above are possible".

~ Vivek

Optimism

"If Murphy's laws can go wrong, they will." - Unknown (I mean..I don't know)

~ Vivek